freighted

when something is big, or weighs more than it should, another bad definition, sorry

"my bikes feeling frieghted" or "that girls frieghted"

by cellardoor4130 May 10, 2005

frightened starfish

Rigid position adopted by a female virgin in preparation for first coital experience.

Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.

"Yeah, it was her first time, so she did the frightened starfish, but after a couple of times she was really cock hungry"

by stevobower February 21, 2005

Frightened Rabbit

You are trying to shit on a girl during sex, but you are constipated. You push as hard as you can until the shit is halfway out, but as soon as you relax your stomach muscles, the shit goes all the way back in. (When you flex your stomach muscles your cock flares up. But when you relax it goes down. The cock represents a hunting snake, and the shit represents a frightened rabbit retreating back into its hole)

Dood! Last night I was trying to shit on my girl but i had a frightened rabbit. Fukin A!!!

by MMMofVVV March 30, 2008

bride frightener

Large male member. That which would put the fear of Got into most newly wed ladies.

Charles entered the bridal suite naked & Daphne fainted at the size of of his 'bride frightener'.

by yoggy January 15, 2014

Frightener

When you're having sex doggy style and fist the womans asshole and grab your penis through the flesh wall and masturbate to completion

'Yo bro dog, i busted out the frightener on a chick last night now she wont text me back"

by BigRemedy October 17, 2020

frightened

Intense fear; scared (past tense)

Im geniunley so fucking frightened by the definitions on this website

by errmmwhatthesigma November 27, 2024