freebie

1. something one gets for free 2. something one obtains without asking 3. a complimentary item received in most happy meals

The soccer mom went to McDonalds and bought a happy meal for your unhappy son. Inside the bag, the child found a freebie.

by Ixy July 29, 2003

freebie

A product being given away for free. Usually as a promotional sample.

www.magicfreebies.co.cc update their site with 8 new freebies every day. You will get something new in the mail every day if you sign up with them. Awesome.

by mr evans was here November 22, 2009

freezing my dick off

When it's the coldest you've ever been.

I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!

by downtimedanny August 30, 2016

freeping

stacking poll results by directing people to a web poll; with the goal of intentionally biasing the results to support their particular point of view

"Attention all believers in the sanctity of baby peas. There is a poll on a babypeasaredelicious.com. Go there and vote that every baby pea is sacred and should be saved, even those that are frozen and will never be planted in the ground"

by michael stempel August 9, 2005

freebird

A term commonly shouted by concert patrons in an attempt to mock the band's ability to play their own music. This is usually done in conjunction with lighting a cigarette ligher and holding it over your head and/or creating the devil-horns gesture with your hand.

Crowd: "Freebird!"
Band: "Piss Off Wankers!"

by gutmoburb June 21, 2006

freezing the monkey

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019