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frederic, wi

Frederic is a small town in northwest Wisconsin, there are about 1200 people in the city limits at this moment.

There isn't much to do in town, at the moment there is a bowling alley, and a pool hall. There is also the weekly bestiality show(though we prefer the more politically correct term inter-species erotica) in the town park/coon lake.

No one comes, but i fuck the horse anyway.

The closest superstore(a super Walmart) is in St Croix falls, which is 20-25 minutes away, if you're bored there is always something to do in Walmart(usually retarded (around here we prefer the more politically correct term "mentally hilarious") but always amusing).

There is a fine grocery store and dollar general in town. The closest theater is 10 or so minutes away in siren.

If you are looking to raise kids here, the school systems are adequate enough, if you're into the usual pointless imagination killing rote memory bullshit that is.

The smaller number of kids means that everyone at least recognizes each other, so there is generally a friendly atmosphere in the schools, and the teachers are alright, altogether they are pretty good schools for the average child/teen to go to.

There are actually 3 seasons for weather, the one that is too cold, the one where tornadoes come and fuck your house, and the one with too many bugs.

oh by the way, there isn't actually any bestiality, you probably won't move here now since that was the main attraction, but the truth has an ugly face doesn't it.
nancy: Hey Jim, lets move to this small town frederic, wisconsin, they have accepted me for a better job there!

Jim: I don't even know you or like you Nancy I don't give a fuck where you move and wouldn't go to your funeral if you died, oh and ok lets move to frederic, according to some douche on urban dictionary it is a decent place to live, I didn't read to the end but I heard that there is horse fucking.

Morgan Freeman: and they lived happily ever after...

this is my idea for a movie hopefully coming to theaters near you soon!!!
by max senalger May 10, 2011
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Frédéric Chopin

Polish romantic composer who was born in 1810 and died aged 39 in 1849.
Frédéric Chopin truly is the best composer of all.
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Frederik

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.
Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.
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Frederik Vase

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.
Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik Vase today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.
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Frederick Douglass

A former slave who eventually became a freedmen and wrote about the horrors of slavery. He wasn't supposed to know how to read or write, but he managed to trick some white kids into teaching him anyway. Some of his ideas still apply today.
"Everybody has asked the question. . ."What shall we do with the Negro?" I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are wormeaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! I am not for tying or fastening them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone!"

-Frederick Douglass
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Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.
Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.
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fredericksburg

A city in VA, but really it is a generalization for any large suburb on the east coast. Many of the people there lack creativity and imagination or feel they are not responsible for entertaining themselves. If they are bored they will blame it on the city, as if the city itself put a gun to their head and forced them to do nothing. These people will often talk about moving or going somewhere 'better' but never do.
Sue - "Man I'm soooo bored, I hate fredericksburg! There is nothing to do here!"
Jack - "Well what do you feel like doing?"
Sue - "I don't know!"

Sue will later go to Starbucks, Carl's, Walmart and the mall that night and have this exact same conversation with six other people. She will continue doing this everyday for the next three years.
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