Freading

When you descretely read the magazine/book the guy beside you's actually reading in the tube/bus.That's your free reading of the day.

On the way back home I've been freading for almost 10 minuts and the guy didn't even notice.

by Grande Ourse December 15, 2008

fedding

A sexual manuver involving the rare coincidental occasion of the combination of a wedding, a funeral, and the act of felching. To Fed is to feltch during a simultanous Wedding/ Funeral, and is generally considered to be in bad form.

"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."

"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."

by Jindalhooey November 8, 2007

Freddying

To tie razorblades to each of your fingers and begin to pleasure a woman. Note: Not to be used on anyone you actually like, reserved for hate fucking only. (I.E. Freddy Kruger)

: Dude that's seriously fucked up, you Freddying someone is not okay
: Dude its ok to make people you hate bleed
: She's a woman not Vietnam!

by thbc1391 June 9, 2010

frudding

frozen pudding

omg, i'm eating an oreo frudding!!!

by sperminatorrr October 27, 2011

Freddington

The most psychotic but loving cat you will ever adopt. You might see him in Montreal revving his red Lambo.

I tried to bring him in, but he killed everything and then started purring as I pet him. Ohhh Freddington I thought, did you get another speeding ticket when you drove back from Fredericton?

by MackleMcG November 12, 2021

fredxing

The act of x-rating Fred Weasley, or pretty much any other Fred you may know..

'Man, that chick is totally fredxing him, poor guy'

by I'll be Frank January 13, 2009

Fedding

Masturbating to an exceeding level, at extreme places. Usually related to animals.
Originated from the Greek

Joe: "where ya been mate?"

Federico: " I was fedding on the balcony"

by Federico de Maria March 20, 2017