When you descretely read the magazine/book the guy beside you's actually reading in the tube/bus.That's your free reading of the day.
by Grande Ourse December 15, 2008
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"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."
"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."
"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."
by Jindalhooey November 8, 2007
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To tie razorblades to each of your fingers and begin to pleasure a woman. Note: Not to be used on anyone you actually like, reserved for hate fucking only. (I.E. Freddy Kruger)
: Dude that's seriously fucked up, you Freddying someone is not okay
: Dude its ok to make people you hate bleed
: She's a woman not Vietnam!
: Dude its ok to make people you hate bleed
: She's a woman not Vietnam!
by thbc1391 June 9, 2010
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I tried to bring him in, but he killed everything and then started purring as I pet him. Ohhh Freddington I thought, did you get another speeding ticket when you drove back from Fredericton?
by MackleMcG November 12, 2021
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Originated from the Greek
Originated from the Greek
by Federico de Maria March 20, 2017
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