A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.
Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?
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Two or more people in a pub, one shits on a table between two beer mats and smacks them together. The "player" with the least amount of shit on him wins the game, thus having a round of drinks bought for him.
Don't ask me, I got this out of a comic book.
Two or more people in a pub, one shits on a table between two beer mats and smacks them together. The "player" with the least amount of shit on him wins the game, thus having a round of drinks bought for him.
Don't ask me, I got this out of a comic book.
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Get the Freckles mug.1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
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