Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.

Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?

by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022

Freckles

A petname often given to a boyfriend who has many freckles

Jenn: Freckles where are you?

Travis: Here I am hun.

Jenn: Love me some Freckles

by Wmlovins May 3, 2010

Freckles

Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable. Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.

Look at the cute freckles on Shannon!

by California Company April 30, 2023

freckles

a synonym for "fuck" that is derived from a MAD TV skit and is utilized, not to mention celebrated, by Norwegian Surf Gods the world over.

"James is freckles awesome."
"What the Freckles?! I just lost a game of pool to a girl!"

WARNING: using this word to refer to sexual intimacy, such as "I want to freckles you," may cause an extremely adverse reaction from the potentially "freckled." HANDLE WITH CARE.

by lilajane June 25, 2009

freckled

when you have the shit squirts and it plops up on the rim of the toilet

I freckled the toilet after I ate chili cheese fries.

by NUCLEAR COWBOY September 30, 2010

Freckles

Someone You Find Yourself Thinking About All The Time. The Person you are Completely Infatuated With !!

Just a pet name for loved ones, to make her feel special.

'Hello There Freckles'

by DexterScofieldGrimes November 22, 2015

Freckles

1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.

Woah, did you play Freckles last night?

by Evilragdoll666 October 21, 2007