Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.

Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”

by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008

Spell Fuck Feature

When the ‘auto correct’ messes up your sentences by replacing with words you don’t want, it now becomes the ‘spell fuck feature’ on your phone.

Auto correct changed my word from ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’. Stupid spell fuck feature on my iPhone.

by Otta4Sho March 21, 2021

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

double feature

The act of seeing two movies for the price of one at a public movie theater. You watch the first movie, take special notice of when the next movie will start, hang out in the restroom until the appropriate start time, and then mosey on over to the correct theater. It causes undue stress for only saving 10 bucks, but it can make an afternoon fly by.

So I was checking out a double feature the other day, but I was so nervous I hid out in the women's restroom! So much for not calling attention to myself

by Youthful Wisdom February 22, 2007

Creature Feature

A punk/horror band that is very interesting to listen to

I heard about creature feature, what are they like?

:Think...Nightmare before Christmas but punked out...in a good way.

by Dr. Berky August 19, 2009

Faturday

The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.

Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

or

After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.

by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009

Faturation

The point at which you've eaten so much your body can't take anymore

"I ate almost the entire birthday cake, but I couldn't face the last slice. I was at full faturation"

by diablotron August 5, 2013