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Frankenboo

Look at Susie's frankenboo
by l.o.l October 2, 2006
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Frankenpenis

Movie created and directed by Ron Jeremy, starring John Wayne Bobbitt as the Frankenpenis due to a very publicized sexual assault in 1993 by John's wife wherein she cut off half of his penis and it had to be surgically re-attached.

Movie was, of course, post surgery.

Movie was NOT based off of Ron Jeremy's penis as often thought by the general public.
Frankenpenis became an idea because of a severed, fully operational penis.
by Dustin Muffs May 25, 2010
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FrankenPod

A surveyors tripod that has been assembled from several different tripods in various states of disrepair.
They will often have a black table atop two orange hinges and a green hinge. They often have 1 wooden leg, 1 aluminum leg, and 1 fiberglass leg. They often as not have three different feet from three different manufacturers.
J.R.: "Did you see that freaking FrankenPod that Charley gave me to use yesterday?"
Osmond: "No mon, how bad was it?"
Chris: "The newest part on it was used by Lewis & Clark on their voyage of discovery"
by South Florida Scurveyors September 16, 2005
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Frankengoober

a retard who can't do things right
Man, You are a damn frankengoober. Get it straight
by Shmexylatte November 25, 2007
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Frankenporksword

When your porksword gets some sort of infection and turns a mangy, rotten colour. It may even fall off in extreme cases of frankenporksword-itis.
Joe:Oh my God, i think i've got frankenporksword!
Clyde:Hahaha, unlucky!
by jack almighty December 15, 2008
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Frankenhorn

An unlacquered hybrid horn, usually a Kruspe-wrap horn. One part of the horn must be nickel silver, and the other part must be yellow brass (an example is a Patterson-modified nickel silver 8D with a Conn yellow brass first branch). A Frankenhorn must be able to play stupidly loud in an orchestral setting and it should be very easy to play very loud.
When our asst. principal horn played the Frankenhorn, he played so loud in the first movement of Tchaikovsky 5 it caused the fourth horn to get really mad at him.
by Amberstream April 24, 2017
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Frankenfood

revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses.

Better known Frankenfoods include The Ramen Burger, Spam Sushi, and Spicy Pulled Pork S'mores.
Adam: "After eating that gyro egg-roll, I decided to make my own Frankenfood."

Jen: "I haven't seen you cook since '04. What'd you make?"

Adam: "Fried PB&J fish sticks. Yum."
by the fuuuuck? June 20, 2014
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