frankenbung

The result of a brutual butt stabbing in which you get stitches and plenty of pain killers..

Mark Byers: Hey Scott...I came home last night and my lady gave it to me with a strap on..
Scott Barry: Shit...I get that at least twice a week...no big thing...
Mark Byers: Yeah...but I had to get stitches afterwards...the doc called it a "frankenbung" on the chart.
Scott Barry: Damn!!
John McKinley: Hugh?

by Captain James Tiberius Kirk October 23, 2008

frankening

To grope or inappropriately grab another person in a sexual manner. Made famous by Former Senator Al Franken who was accused of such behavior. (See also Weinsteining and Weinering)

Little Timmy was scarred after witnessing his father frankening his mom in the kitchen.

by HEHE M8 December 9, 2017

Frankenfinger

A Frankenfinger is a digit that has been injured, mangled or otherwise compromised, especially where stitches are involved and the thumb or finger resembles Frankenstein. The term was coined by a band of the same name in 1991. It can also be used as a verb.

This is gross, but the circular saw got away from me and now I have a horrible "frankenfinger." Wanna see it?
Call 911! I just "frankenfigered" my left thumb!!

by Tngboy November 23, 2024

Frankendong

Fake penis surgery/phalloplasty pooners get (Female to Male troons) made out of forearm/thigh skin and filled with fat, that looks absolutely nightmarish and leaves the skin donation area equally disgusting. It also often times grows hair due to TRT chemical consumption.

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Dude, have you seen that annoying pooner Brayden's fake penis surgery pictures on twitter? She's got a Frankendong with staples and everything.

by Local Chud February 16, 2025