follicular fondling

The act of getting your played with whether by a professional, loved one or friend.

Another, more intimate, word for hair action

I'm going to the hairdresser's for some follicular fondling.

by TheHairGoddess October 4, 2010

follicia

A hood definition. Of a crack head low class hooker, that is always in the way and is not needed.. As she walks by you say "buy. Follicia"!!

Elivine. Become a Follicia when she stold all the toys from toys for tots..

by Buster hiamen November 26, 2017

Follicolaphilia

The love and abnormal attraction for facial hair or beards on men.

She hated when he shaved his beard off because of her Follicolaphilia.

by Aphrodite07 May 25, 2018

Folliclism

Acts of discrimination rooted in one's uncontrollable balding or abundance of hair.

Dude your opinion sucks dick because you're bald.

That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.

by cdvadj April 17, 2020

Follic

Short for follicly challenged

“Ayo Follic come over here wit yo balding ass”

by Qwos June 19, 2022

Foulliard

Fat, Whale of Man. Causes Category 5 Earthquakes with each step. Ground trembles from his belches. Small Pacific islands are submerged due to his thousands of gallons of sweat produced just while sitting. Chomonugus. Racist. Homophobic.

There's a Foulliard at the table over there.

by MostestAveragestKanadian November 14, 2022

Foulliard

Fat, Whale of Man. Causes Category 5 Earthquakes with each step. Ground trembles from his belches. Small Pacific islands are submerged due to his thousands of gallons of sweat produced just while sitting. Chomonugus. Racist. Homophobic. Offensive. French.

That Foulliard swore at me.

by MostestAveragestKanadian November 14, 2022