fontas

An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".

An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.

Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"

A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.

I lost 50% of my coins, I just got fontas'd!

by Boxman_90 October 6, 2013

fortaleza

Fortaleza is a city in Ceara, Brazil. with a population of over 3.4 million, we don't have winter AT ALL, it's always summer and the sun always shine in that city. and we have the best beaches ever, thank you.

Fortaleza is a beautiful city in Brazil, with beaches and summer all over the year.

by Cinthya Quagliato December 24, 2007

fattard

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

footage

A piece of recent video or film.

'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'

by jchr October 30, 2013

fotato

An obese potato. Not much else to say...

usually used when there is an awkward silence.

person 1: lol, you're a fotato...
person 2: fotatoooooo...
person 1: *gets out a masher*
person 2: *jiggles*

or

*awkward silence*
person 1: FOTATO!!!!!!!!
person 2: OMG, WHERE?!

by demon_taco February 17, 2008

foetal grand

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.

We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.

by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010

Foottapper

A man who taps his foot next to you in a bathroom stall trying to get a sexual favor

Nad is a foottapper.

by Michael Lauber July 2, 2008