Fotch

Another word for an ugly face

oh my god did you see that fotch

by Nicky Sacks October 11, 2009

Footschlong

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.

1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?

by MrPang December 5, 2010

fotch

the firry part between your corn shooter and the bottom of your meatbag

i scratched my fotch after having sex with a hooker

by Boozer April 5, 2003

Fotch

Slang for fire-crotch.

Hey, I bet that redhead is a fotch.

by Andrew Fairclough April 28, 2003

fotch

1)female crotch...or just a crotch.

2)a slang term endorsed by teens in New Rochelle and Yonkers meaning just a weird way of saying "face"

1)that bitch has one sweeeeeeeet fotch

2)get your fotch over here!

by Kellehhhh February 20, 2007

Foschniggity

A huge black penis

damn, that nigga got a foschniggity, He be gettin with all the hoes

by sdrawkcab aggin March 1, 2011

Fotch

A bicoastal drinking game in which all cards in a deck are spread in a circle. Each player, in turn, flips a card. Each value (regardless of suit) carries a penalty, activity or a...um...opposite of a penalty. To wit: ACE = Social drink, 2 = Take 2 drinks, 3 = Give 3 drinks, 4 = "Four on the Floor" - All players must place 4 fingers of 1 hand on the floor or table. The last player to do so must drink. 5 = High Five!" - Each player must raise one hand, as in 4. Again, the last to do so drinks. 6 = "To the RIGHT" The player to the RIGHT of the player flipping the card must drink. 7 = "To the LEFT" - Same as 6, but to the flipper's LEFT. 8 = "Eight Ball" - as in 4 and 5, but in this case, each player must cover a nostril, as if preparing to do a line of cocaine (or some such). Again, the slacker drinks. 9 = "Bust a rhyme!" - The flipping player starts a rhyme. Eack player has to contine this "rap" as it were, and rhyme the last word, without pause. The first to break the circuit drinks. 10 = "Categories". The flipper chooses a category at random (i.e. Brands of Cigarettes! or Types of Ink!, etc.), and each player must name an item in that category. Again, the first to fuck up drinks. J = MAKE A RULE. Any rule. Anything. Dirty, relevant, irrelevant, mean, whatever. Nothing fatal or dangerous, I guess. So ALMOST anything. Rules expire either at the end of the game, or if another player's rule cancels or contradicts. A rule like "Everyone licks my penis when a even-numbered card comes up" may seem like a good idea, but be advised: not everyone wants to see your cock, even if they are drunk, much less taste it. Q = Female Social, K = Male Social. Et Cetera. Before any player drinks, they must sya "FOTCH!" Not doing so requires yet another drink.

"Hey Julie, wanna play Fotch?"
"OK, but dont make that kissing rule again. Jason gave me the herpes last time."

by Mag Wheel July 2, 2006