Fornicator

What governor schwarzenegger will become if he get caught cheating on his wifey Maria Shriver

(Papparazi walks in his home and catches ahnold busting a nut on some chick)

schwarzenegger: Im Ahnold, the GOVERNETOR!!! AHH!! (Busts a nuts)

Paparazzi (mind boggled): No, you are the FORNICATOR!!!

by The Truth Machine October 12, 2008

Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.

Lucky bastard is running a fornicatory up there man.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

fornicatorium

an amalgam of fornicate and lubritorium (an American expression for a service station for motor cars, where they are lubricated)
Invented by me around 1957, whilst having my car serviced, opposite a brothel. (Sad soul :-))

He staggered out of the fornicatorium, tired but well taken care of.

by Oldphart June 18, 2006

Fornicator

Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)

Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.

People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.

Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"

Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."

Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."

Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"

Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022

Fornicatorium

Ones favorite place/ room to do some good ol' X rated adult stuff.

"Jill & I had an argument last night, then I took her to our Fornicatorium, for mad makeup sex"

"Would you like to see our Fornicatorium? Next stop, Fornication Station!"

by FatDabFreddy1970 November 14, 2023

self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011