fornicatorium

an amalgam of fornicate and lubritorium (an American expression for a service station for motor cars, where they are lubricated)
Invented by me around 1957, whilst having my car serviced, opposite a brothel. (Sad soul :-))

He staggered out of the fornicatorium, tired but well taken care of.

by Oldphart June 15, 2006

bunn

To perform an unnatural intimate act with a ruminating quadroped, like a goat.

Three Fingered Pete is a goat bunner

by OldPhart July 16, 2003