One who may have the unassuming hobby of using two or more forks when consuming food in a formal or informal setting, but not to be confused with the sir word schnauzer. Which is a shitty little dog.
Person one- walks into a bar into a bar and notices a fork sticking out of a gentleman‘s pocket.
Person one-is that a fork in your pocket or are you happy to see me.
Person two-yes that’s a fork in my pocket and yes I am happy to see you as a matter of fact I’m quite a ForkeyVonSchnauzer. In fact I always carry at least 17 basic forks on me
Person one-is that a fork in your pocket or are you happy to see me.
Person two-yes that’s a fork in my pocket and yes I am happy to see you as a matter of fact I’m quite a ForkeyVonSchnauzer. In fact I always carry at least 17 basic forks on me
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Brock: hey Pete come over here and shout us a forey
Pete: sorry man, no excess skin here I'm a Jew.
Brock: no worries, hey Si got some skin?
Si: bloody oath brother shout me after?
Simon and brock spent the arvo chugging Victorian ales from each others foreskin.
Pete: sorry man, no excess skin here I'm a Jew.
Brock: no worries, hey Si got some skin?
Si: bloody oath brother shout me after?
Simon and brock spent the arvo chugging Victorian ales from each others foreskin.
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Holding a hooded snake
Unlike a Jew
Who doesnt like cheese?
Everyone loves a bit of extra length
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If you were starving in the desert, your forey would provide enough protein for you to outlast a cut man by 4 weeks
They say the source of a mans power is his foreskin...Luke, use the force-kin
Holding a hooded snake
Unlike a Jew
Who doesnt like cheese?
Everyone loves a bit of extra length
Eau Natural
If you were starving in the desert, your forey would provide enough protein for you to outlast a cut man by 4 weeks
They say the source of a mans power is his foreskin...Luke, use the force-kin
"Perfect conversation starter for heterosexual males"
Ryan: You look like a bloke that enjoys dick conversation....Wanna be friends?
Rich: Soooooooo.... U rockin a forey or cut like a jew?
Ryan: You look like a bloke that enjoys dick conversation....Wanna be friends?
Rich: Soooooooo.... U rockin a forey or cut like a jew?
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Who are the Forkers??
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