foop

The art of farting and pooping in one furious explosion. Usually staining everything around

I was watching TV and I felt a foop erupting from my bowels

by heifer. July 21, 2014

foops

Definition:to take a dump
Background:unknown

Bob: Boy I ate too much beans!
Joe: I know you should take a foops!

by nathan August 4, 2004

foop

where you are going to fart, but you accidentally poop.
(see shart)

did you hear? Marissa actually fooped!

by in_the_lalaland August 29, 2010

foop

to fart, but a little sprinkling of chocolately not-so-goodness from your bumhole squirts out.

Dude man, don't make me laugh so hard, or I'll totally foop

by Fried Chicken, Bitch! December 13, 2010

foop

When one senses the arrival of a fart, allowing it a safe exit route through the bowels, but the fart is really poop disguised as a fart, resulting in shat pants.

Foop is a more widely accepted alternative to the word shart, a word made famous by the movie "Babysitter," starring actor Jonah Hill.

Friend: "I don't really feel like going into the pool right now, guys."
Friend's Friend: "Why not, bro? Just use your boxers instead of trunks!"
Friend: "Well I would, except I had a wicked foop the other day."
Friend's Friend:"..."

by will8898 July 11, 2012

Foop

You know when your running around a COD map with the china lake, or underbarrel grenade launcher attachment, and some nub pops out and gets the grenade launched right through him, and it makes that super satisfying "foop" noise. Thats the art of fooping.

*FOOP*
*NERD RAGE* "WTF DEEZ HAX?!?!?!"
*You chuckle, and take another hit of the blunt*

by fooper9 February 24, 2011

Foop

When you have a fart spell that you know will turn into a large poop.

Excuse me, I have to Foop.

by Derrick Hasselhoff December 31, 2021