fooker

The nice way to call someone a fucker.

"Shut the fook up you fookin' fooker!" - Man yelling at his neighbor.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

goofy footed

To ride a board of sport with a unique stance, leading with your right foot. (Despite what people might think, there is no correlation from being goofy footed to being left handed.)

Snowboard rental shop clerk: "Are you regular or goofy footed?"

by www.goofyfooted.com July 9, 2011

forked

When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.

"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"

by Laura October 9, 2004

Foked

A more Xtreme and 90s variant of the word "focused". Originally coined by the wrestler THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR (born James Brian Hellwig).

TIME TO GET FOKED!

by Amlitzer May 9, 2011

Fookerty

A bunch of random events that turn out bad.

Some fookerty shit happened at the party last night. Ex. Jake went streaking last night. Tyler woke up with an ugly high school girl. Kyle got pantsed while doing a keg stand.

by Olympus aka Ja-Ky January 20, 2009

Foosed

Having sex with James Foos

Oh my god you got Foosed last night!

by Ihavesexalot March 7, 2022

fookeling

fuck... but funnier...
FOOKELING. it can be used in similar ways
as fuck. it is a replecement slang term
used amoungst nerds.

what the fookel?.
jessica. you fookeling betch.
i fookeling hate gavin.
i saw gavin fookeling with tom.
tom was fookeling with gavin over fookeling
gay fookeling porn.

by lindsey dddddd May 19, 2008