Fontline Combatant

A person that uses the internet as a stage for imagined warfare or pretending they know something about actual warfare. Players of Real Time Strategy Games can be included as also First Person Shooter players. Other people who subscribe to this definition are those who like to discuss how the wars could have been won by the Hitler, Napoleon or Montgomery (In Operation Market Garden)in forums and chatrooms

Bill many a time had said in the chatroom how the allies could have succeeded in Arnhem he is such a Fontline Combatant

by SnellSchnell January 19, 2008

Fontanese

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.

I wish I could speak Fontanese.

by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010

Fontained

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter

by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

FontainePhobia

Fear of people named Joel or having the last name of Fontaine.

Person 1: HEY is your name joel
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh ok just making sure because I have FontainePhobia

by Grant_310 March 22, 2022

Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since

by APE_RAPE69 February 25, 2021

Fontain

When you have mixed emotions about someone or something.

I feel very fontain about the boy in red.

by Norhi May 11, 2017

fontane

A really chill guy that jokes around and has different talents

Man, the bartender is a real Fontane bruh

by Callmetaco August 11, 2015