foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005

stuckin foned

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.

"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"

by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

Foner

A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.

"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"

by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014

fone

Slang for phone. It is used by people who don't fully understand the English language and feel the need to spell it phonetically. Or somehow think that not typing in one letter saves them time.

----Got a new fone :D

----Thats cool. Mind using real English words now?

by trololol. xP May 1, 2011

Foneface

The expressionless, distracted face a person makes when staring at the screen of his/ her smart phone for long periods of time

He had a real foneface while he was supposed to be listening to the Professor's lecture

by Cloud Computing September 2, 2017

FoxNext

A company composed of a bunch of jackasses standing in a circle.

Did you see that 6 red star Mercenary Soldier??

Yeah, that's a product of Foxnext.

by TundraT November 17, 2019

Forex Maniac

Someone who is very much addicted to the forex market...

Jon: Bro I swear you like to much to trade...
Mike: I guess I'm a forex maniac

by PrettyBoi Obert January 1, 2021