Homophobia

A hatred of humans

Humans are Homo-Sapiens, so therefore hating on Humans is Homo-sapienophobia, or Homophobia for short

by Eushshtb July 15, 2022

homophobia

Complete horseshit.

Homophobia? Fresh out of the horse's anus.

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

Fortphobia

The phobia or the fear of being gay

Hey dude come join us in a game of fortnite!

Sorry, I have fortphobia.

by 8131snake May 28, 2018

Homophobia

The fear of homes

person 1: I have homophobia
person 2: wow thats not nice why dont you like gay people
Person 1: im scared of homes

by literalydefinitions October 19, 2020

homophobiaphobia

A phobia of homophobia. This affects mostly but not limited to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or LGBT activists. It is exemplified when a person freaks out and accuses another person of being a homophobe. It can be followed by a lecture by the homophobiaphobic about how the alleged homophobe should be open minded.

Longinus: Hey Phil want to go shopping with me?

Phil: No thanks, I don't want to do that

Longinus: WHY?! STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC WE CAN HANG OUT AND JUST BE FRIENDS YA KNOW

Phil: Chill out - I just don't like shopping...someone's got homophobiaphobia

by cocoabuter July 22, 2012

Momophobia

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

homophobia

the fear of homo sapiens, scientific name of 'human'

Josh: "I think I have homophobia.."
Sam: "You hate LGBTQ+?"
Josh: "What? No, I just hate homo sapiens."

by Watchdog April 5, 2022