Chong Fogged

Smoking so much weed that that you lose your mental edge.

I was so Chong Fogged that I forgot what day it was.

by Wesley23 July 9, 2018

Cum Fogged

A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.

Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work and I know his wife, Sandy, is giving him no love.

by Clint G April 25, 2006

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 23, 2012

London fogged

getting so fucked up than you’re legally blind

also: in a hazy state of mind

bro last night was crazy i was london fogged as fuck

by peepoweepo May 23, 2022

Cum Fogged

A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.

Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work.

by Clint G July 29, 2008

Fonged

To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)

“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”

by LloydRay October 31, 2017

fagged off

Carrying on ridiculously unloyal..

Tag tha broke ass nigga u fagged off on, and da side bitch he was boyfriend pimpin on!!! #Mozzy

by Dirtbag bandteam January 29, 2018