fod

It's more of a expensive gentleman way of saying fart.

expensive fart i wonder what that sounds like XD

Beadz Baker says:
smell the fart

Beadz Baker says:
i am pasting our convo for the example of the word in urban
Beadz Baker says:
LOL
Mimi~♪♫ says:
LOL!!!
Beadz Baker says:
if they accept it i will crap my pants
Mimi~♪♫ says:
ahahahah!! pasting our convo!?
Mimi~♪♫ says:
LOL
Mimi~♪♫ says:
you serious my godahahahaha
Mimi~♪♫ says:
oh wait it's *my fod
Mimi~♪♫ says:
LOL
Beadz Baker says:
yes cause god is an expensive fart
Mimi~♪♫ says:
god fart
Mimi~♪♫ says:
no wonder it's expensive fart XD lol
Beadz Baker says:
when god farts its called a tornado
Beadz Baker says:
expensive god fart
Beadz Baker says:
that spins
Mimi~♪♫ says:
destroy the world lol
Mimi~♪♫ says:
kill the living being with his let out spinning methane gas
Beadz Baker says:
Dude i think thats enough examples of the word fod
Mimi~♪♫ says:
how much did you paste!?
Beadz Baker says:
everything
Mimi~♪♫ says:
everything LOL
Beadz Baker says:
even us LOLING
Beadz Baker says:
LOL
Beadz Baker says:
LOL FUCK YOU URBAN LOL
Mimi~♪♫ says:
AHAHAHAHA
Beadz Baker says:
i even pasted that
Mimi~♪♫ says:
now they won't accept that definitely XD

by wartoon July 16, 2008

FOD

fresh off the dragon

person1: woah that henry zong guy is such a fod
person2: yeah what a head

by 3liT3_d@rK_L0RD_dr@g0nsl@y3r July 23, 2010

FOD

Abbreviation for "Fresh Out the Desert".
This term refers to people who dress or act extremely Jewish. The abbreviation is based on "FOB" for Fresh Off the Boat, which generally refers to Asians, only replacing the B for desert. The reason desert is being used is that the Jews (technically the ancient Israelites) wandered the desert for 40-years.

Damn, that teaching assistant is mad FOD. She's got that greasy, fake, straight-haired wig on her head, with that black headband, a long wool skirt, pull up socks, and sagging A-tits. All she does is talk about breast feeding her children all herself instead of instructing the class.

That Jap is mad FOD

by Mo^2 March 23, 2006

FOD

Fresh Off a Divorce

Ryan: "I need to get laid"
Burky: "I heard Jessica is FOD, so that will be a easy booty"
Ryan: "Good idea, and I'll need to act fast before Richard and Greg lay some tracks that I can't fill"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

FODS

Full Of Dumb Shit
Talkin' Buullshit, Sayin stories that never happen to make himself look big

Brooks n Goerge are Fods, how the fuck do they think that shit up?

by -JDS- January 12, 2006

FOD

Flamer of the Day; most homosexual individual on a given day

"I can't believe he is wearing a pink shirt. He definately won FOD"

by enrietti August 16, 2005

FOD

Fear of Diarea.

A person gets scared when on the toilet and feels a rumble in their stomach.

"I was crying last night, cause of my FOD."
"calamazoo"

by Jordan M. October 26, 2004