Flunked Recess

A synonym of saying "I don't play." The term used when your trying to tell people that you are being serious. By flunking recess you have established yourself as someone who does not play...

Nicole: Your leaving to Vegas this weekend? Really! Quit playing!
Me: I'm not playing. I Flunked Recess cause I don't play...

by Miguel Girard June 1, 2010

flunked

crapped out, gone kaboom, failed. Often used in regards to webservers and computers when they crash due to overload.

My computer flunked and I had to reboot.

by anony October 28, 2003

Funkle

A fake uncle. It is a man that is not actually related to you at all, but that you call uncle anyways. Initially, you did not know that he is not actually your uncle. Funkles can be really cool or really creepy, there is usually no in-between.

Mindy: "You mean Uncle Joey isn't actually your mom or dad's brother?"
Elizabeth: "No, he's just my funkle."

by theoffice222 April 8, 2009

Flankles

The ultimate in fat, flabby ankles. You can hear them coming from over a kilometre away.

Oh no, it's Flankles... Beware of the gold shoes

by highway to mel March 18, 2006

Fluncle

An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.

I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.

by x BILKO x September 19, 2016

ganklesaurus funkle

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011

funkle

word used to describe absolute awesomeness

Damn that dunk was funkle

by Liebo October 11, 2004