flowering

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."

Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?

by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

Teacups In Flowerland

1)The most awesome death metal band EVER!!

2)A way of telling someone they are hopeless.

1)Dude, did you get the tickets to the Teacups in Flowerland concert?
2)I MADE UP MR. FINKLESTEIN, NOT STRAY! HE'S MY CREATION!!!!!!
3)Am I a teacup in flowerland?

by Darla Washington November 28, 2003

Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)

1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.

by stray November 23, 2003

Flowerday

Someone who drinks excessively in inappropriate places, such as at work.

Did you smell her breath? No amount of extra strong mints can disguise that! She's such a flowerday!

by Greg_the_zebra March 10, 2009

flowerin'

An adjective used to curb the obscenity from the term, fuckin', in a more public setting.

"Don't ever go over my flowerin' head again!"

by Cereal Spoonhauer August 18, 2016

Flowerman

The ultimate being

“OMG is that Flowerman?”
“OMG can I get a picture?”

by Hdje August 4, 2021

Flowering

A word describing recovery from anorexia nervosa.

I’m flowering, don’t comment on my body please🥀

by lisou November 22, 2021