floozeng

The act of beheading someone's spouse and ejaculating into ones neck while snogging the head of the beheaded

It was a boring day until I started floozeng

by FlooZ KinG December 6, 2016

Flooze

A person who is loose and floozy.
Originated in Chicago.

Get your metrosexual ass out here! Motherfucker, 6 hours from now we need to be at a location. Dude, stop trying to fuck that flooze!

by SuckItUp2018 December 2, 2018

Flouer

Something me and alivia came up with cause we love each other

Her hair is more flouer in the wind then in the car

by Jonjon6ix9 September 28, 2019

Flouten

The act of performing such elaborate fellatio that one's lover makes high pitched flute-like noises

Me an Hans hooked up gestern(yesterday) and he gave me the best flouten I've ever had.

by SpanglyCharly January 29, 2021

Flouder

Another definition for a fart or poop.

Mole, did you get floudered on.

Dole, I can smell your flouder.

by rancidkid1020 July 15, 2011

flooze out

(v) - The act of "slutting it up" and/or getting "loosy goosy" after one loses their virginity. Following the loss of ones V-card, one may decide to do it like a mammal because they're no longer held back by their virtue.

Girl 1 - "Omg I'm soo into him, we're about to smash"
Girl 2 - "Whoa, slow down there, Skankasaurus, don't flooze out on me. Why buy the cow when the milk is free?"

by Floozasaurus January 20, 2011

Flourettes

Seemingly polite and conventional people who intermittently make offensive, fleeting Tourette's-like statements to catch people off guard.

Flourettes enjoy peppering their conversation with unexpectedly rude comments to prove they aren't as tame as they seem.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004