by Tracy Ellis March 31, 2009
Get the flougemug. The ruining of your mates burgeoning relationship by telling stupid stories and embarrasing your mate.
Flouger: Hi, nice to meet you.
Potential Girlfriend: Hi, nice to meet you too.
Flouger: I love those goats that fall over, what's your favorite goat?
Potential Girlfriend: Hi, nice to meet you too.
Flouger: I love those goats that fall over, what's your favorite goat?
by bkrammit May 12, 2009
Get the Flougemug. The act of slapping the inside of one's knees back and forth making a short and rapid slapping sound. You may also use any space with a width of just about 4-6 inches. You can floug your friends, family, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Anyone is eligible for a nice floug every now and then. Increase the space for a grande floug or even decrease for a mini floug. Anyone with their knees up is in prime floug position. If there's no one around, there's no shame in flougsterbating! Block the floug for a free floug pass. Everyone can floug!
"Alan is in prime flouging position, but I don't want to touch him. The forbidden floug."
"I haven't been flouged in like 3 hours. I"m gonna go flougsterbate."
"I haven't been flouged in like 3 hours. I"m gonna go flougsterbate."
by lifeguarflougers August 19, 2011
Get the Flougingmug.