flousk

A large man who has long thin hair. Likes to surf and play on his computer like a pro. He normally smells and many people think he may be bisexual.

Ew Flousk dripped his sweat all over my fresh Nike kicks.

by TehhJacob February 1, 2018

Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

Flogster

Male equivalent of Spinster

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster

by MissTinker December 13, 2016

Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

flusterer

Someone who is great at making someone else flustered

Rose is a Jas flusterer

by Red one January 12, 2019

flooster

Vag, chicane

Up The Flooster, Floostering around, how's your flooster

by FelOoster March 31, 2017

Fousting

1. Fousting
pronounced fouwsting
(Adj):
A slang term to denote an extremely small amount of crack cocaine or methampetamine, typically .01 gm or less.

The minimum amount of a Fousting is enough of the drug to be field tested by police and some to be turned in for prosecution.
See also Fousted.

The cops pulled me over and found a fousting of crack in the car seat.

by okiecop December 14, 2009