if you've got it, flaunt it

if you have something to show off, like your body, mind, skill, talent, dont keep it to yourself. Show the world!

My grandma used to say to me when i wore that oversize sweater, "honey, I know you got a nice body under there; why you wearing that ugly ass sweater. If you've got it, flaunt it! Here, take my credit card and go shopping at forever 21 honey. do it."

by not a biter December 17, 2018

dog flounder

When you fuck your bitch doggy style so hard she flips like a flounder

I fucked her so hard doggy style she was looking like a dog flounder

by That Capano Guy January 12, 2016

Roman Fountain

A Roman Fountan is when a girl sits on a toilet and takes a piss while performing the act of fellatio on a man.

"I can't believe Teddy got that nun to do a Roman Fountain."

"Yea dude she made it rain"

"Thats fucking gross"

"There is actually nothing more natural than a Roman Fountain."

by Gapino March 21, 2009

Fountain Pens

The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.

Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument

Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!

by Splash3579 May 28, 2019

Chunder fountain

The act of lying on ones back and being sick in a way that imitates a fountain effect

Person A: Did you see james last night?
Person B: Yeah he made a nasty chunder fountain on his face

by FPSG August 17, 2010

Milkshake Fountain

Milkshake Fountain- When someone orgasms in the mouth of another person, the receiving participant will not spit nor swallow while the person who had the orgasm continues to pee in their mouth. After both urine and cum are in the person's mouth, they will swish, as if mouthwash, the mixture around. Finally, the receiving person will tilt their head straight back and spit the mixture into the air, as if a fountain, and has it land back onto their own face.

The stressed out businessman paid good money to an escort to carryout a Milkshake Fountain for him. To the escort's disgust she obliged and performed the move wonderfully, so well in fact, stalactites formed on the motel room ceiling.

by Wheat B. Read January 28, 2016

Missouri fountain

A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.

The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.

Yooo! That homeless guy in the alley just did a Missouri fountain with that hooker!

by clitflicker47 January 17, 2021