Flounder Pubes

When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.

Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!

by Schlossberg January 14, 2008

Flounder Dick

Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.

that dude is so fat, he must have a full fledged flounder dick.

by drbinshore May 14, 2010

Flounge

The action of producing the sound tsk tsk tsk repeatedly in order to denote someone's disappointment regarding a situation.

Leo takes 5 minutes to wash 2 casseroles.
Martin flounges at Leo.

by NeaNerdu October 21, 2021

Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.

That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.

by Visimicus April 14, 2008

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008

Flounder

A flounder is the act of pushing one's buttocks together while standing and defecating, resulting in two brown smears forming on each of the buttocks. These smears each are flat, brown, and circular, much like the shape of the flounder fish. Floundering is preferably done in the shower, so that one can simply rinse the flounders off when done, and no one has to know about it.

Matt told me about how he gave himself a flounder last night, and went into way too much detail. Gross!

by ehuzzah August 14, 2020

Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out

"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."

by Tuckered out May 17, 2010