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Florist

Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.
...Not that kind of florist
by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010
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flooster

Vag, chicane
Up The Flooster, Floostering around, how's your flooster
by FelOoster March 31, 2017
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Flogstomple

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.
"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"
by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014
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Floast

The highest known measurement of mass. A Fuck Load Of A Shit Ton
I drank a floast last night. Whoa. Holy hangover.
by Misteryum November 19, 2014
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Flopster

Flopster is a place where pet lovers meet. "Flop" as floppy ears; "ster" as foster an animal.

The Flopsters are the community of pet lovers.
These people are pet sitting my friend's dog, they are part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly cafe yet? It is full of Flopsters!

My friend took her dog to the restaurant round the corner of her house, it is Flopster verified. You should go and take your puppy for an ice cream!
by CaptainSammy June 9, 2019
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jake forster

A jew with a big nose who loves money whilst being orally pleasured by a cat
by Jake The Jew Forster November 14, 2014
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florita

florita is a beautiful and awesome woman she loves food and florita has the biggest ass she always gets the hot guys and is a hot goddess
by sumoo23 August 26, 2018
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