Noun. (Fl-oh-gah-sum)
The desired action of one male, typically of hockey-player origin, having such luxurious hair, or flow, that is irresistible to women.
Typically accompanied by said women's fixation and inability to remove their hands from aforementioned Flow, and the loss of one, or both, parties' clothing.
The desired action of one male, typically of hockey-player origin, having such luxurious hair, or flow, that is irresistible to women.
Typically accompanied by said women's fixation and inability to remove their hands from aforementioned Flow, and the loss of one, or both, parties' clothing.
A: Did you see that puck-slut last night at the party?
B: Yeah...She was all over my Flow man. She was whispering about Flowjobs so I took her back and completed the night with an enriching Flowgasm.
B: Yeah...She was all over my Flow man. She was whispering about Flowjobs so I took her back and completed the night with an enriching Flowgasm.
by SnatchNapkin014 March 30, 2012
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1. Why do you look so exhausted?
Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!
2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?
Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!
2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?
Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
by The Purple Taco March 9, 2011
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To love so intensely that the actual word “love” does not portray the amount of affection, dedication and intense burning that one feels for another.
To love so intensely that the actual word “love” does not portray the amount of affection, dedication and intense burning that one feels for another.
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The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness.
Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad.
Avoid any and all interactions this species.
If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense.
Keep eye contact at all cost!
Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity"
Back away slowly.
Live to tell the tale.
The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness.
Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad.
Avoid any and all interactions this species.
If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense.
Keep eye contact at all cost!
Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity"
Back away slowly.
Live to tell the tale.
"Ah crap, here comes that clown name...
That dude is seriously such a Flogasaurus."
"... Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a mask in this establishment, please stop waving your hands around and yelling about your rights like a total Flogasaurus... "
" Here, on the grassy plains of the Serengeti, the large male Flogasaurus barks his mating call at the top of his lungs, his dominant posture and low IQ flaunted publicity for all to see, in hopes that he, as unlikely as it might be, impresses a potential mate, and, in turn, carry on his legacy, in the Great Circle of Life. "
That dude is seriously such a Flogasaurus."
"... Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a mask in this establishment, please stop waving your hands around and yelling about your rights like a total Flogasaurus... "
" Here, on the grassy plains of the Serengeti, the large male Flogasaurus barks his mating call at the top of his lungs, his dominant posture and low IQ flaunted publicity for all to see, in hopes that he, as unlikely as it might be, impresses a potential mate, and, in turn, carry on his legacy, in the Great Circle of Life. "
by Fylthi April 30, 2021
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