floppy disk 

3 1/2 diameter disk that holds 1.44 MB of memory for a computer. when computer geeks are argueing make sure u ask them if they have tried the floppy disk. then with they respond with a now. put stress on different syllables and slow down or spped up the changed word...or both

flobbadis
f l o ppydis k
flbadi
floppadi
flopidydoppy diskeititdy
and many others...use your immagination ant piss off thoes linux lovein losers

floppy disk by the cheat February 19, 2003

Floppy Disk 

Non erect penis

Man my floppy disk was all over the place last night

Floppy Disk by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

floppy disk 

yay floppy disks cute

cute floppy disk

floppy disk by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

Floppy Disk Carrying Case

A device for transporting and protecting 3.5 inch floppy disks.

My floppy disk carrying case got wet when it rained, but my floppy disk remained intact and performing at a high level due to the water resistance of the carrying case.

Floppy Disk Carrying Case by floppy disk guy March 2, 2004

Floppy disks 

A very old woman's exposed breasts.

Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."

Floppy disks by brande brady May 20, 2016

floppydickpigdouchebag 

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck

"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

floppydickpigdouchebag by ck_princess July 25, 2009

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.

John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.

floppydickapotamus by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010