hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

text footsie

Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.

At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!

by OttoPup January 8, 2014

Footsie

As in Playing footsie (under the table)

The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.

Have you been playing footsie with me under the table during dinner?

by George April 22, 2004

floobs your boobs

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids

you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...

by theprepertrator September 8, 2015

Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.

Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?

by CScam May 1, 2011

floosy

A girl who sleeps around. The underdog whore.

"Danielle is such a floosy"

by Amberger May 24, 2004

Footsies

A strategy used in Fighting Games like Street Fighter. It uses ground normal moves as pokes to keep an opponent at a certain distance. The goal is to move within distance to land your own moves, and also to move out of range of your opponent's moves.

Jim's footsies game is pretty bad, he whiffed most of his attacks and got punished for it.

by seefu November 17, 2016