FloorSpider

A shit out the ass.

Brady: *rips loud ass*....

Jordan: Bro did you hear that floorspider run across the floor!!!
Dakota: Whats a floorspider?

by Dakooter November 22, 2021

Flooring

A state of aw, whether positive or negative. An "omg" moment, an "I can't believe it moment", or a descriptive word.

What a flooring evening!

I was floored to see her making out with my boyfriend

by Iceberg4567 February 16, 2017

florking

The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.

I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!

by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

Forskintimate

Being sexually intimate with strictly the foreskin of the penis.

Tony likes it when girls are forskintimate with him.

by Lubzgroup January 7, 2013

sub-flooring

a term used to describe the absence of a female's pubic hair

Q: Do you think that girl's carpet matches her drapes?

A: No, I bet all she has is sub-flooring.

by funnyguy2010 December 12, 2010

fourskins

A fictional unsigned band featured in the How I Met Your Mother episode "Sandcastles in the Sand"

The Fourskins SUCK BALLS!

by Sam C-D May 6, 2008

Rummpled Forskin

mythical character similar to the size of a lawn gnome and is made of penis wrinkles. if you say his name too much he will blow a steammy load in you butt.

Dude 1: "Rummpled Forskin", "Rummpled Forskin", "Rummpled Forskin".

Rummpled Forskin: "IM GONNA TEA BAG YOUR MOMS LARDASS!!"

by boogalah May 16, 2010