floorganize

A method of organization that utilizes floor space to its advantage.

Has the unique characteristic of making vacuuming pointless - and impossible.

John's floordrobe was quite well floorganized, although he broke a leg when the fire alarm went off.

by Cap'n Refsmmat May 7, 2007

floorage

verb- a portmanteau of the words floor and forage. the act of searching for something to eat on a messy floor.

I'm gonna floorage in the living room to find some candy.

by kelknaughty September 26, 2010

floodgate fart

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet

I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.

by Skampz May 11, 2017

floorganized

Knowing where everything in your room is even though it is spread out across the floor.

I could easily find everything in my messy room because I am floorganized

by .NL. July 7, 2010

floorganisation

the act of organising one's items on the floor of the bedroom, dining room or living room for complete ease of access.

your floorganisation is impeccable, all your items are can be found AND you've left a passage to the door.

by robenson December 15, 2010

floorganization

organizational system composed of sorting object by piles on the floor

The floorganization in Dick Cheney's office is very neat - all of his spare parts are in piles.

by Bego the Tyrant October 21, 2010

Floorface

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

by kcrck October 4, 2012