floggo

Someone who pisses with their pants around their ankles

Look at that floggo pissing, he must have a massive cock.

Morgs is a massive floggo, doesn't she know what a zip is?

by Campaigner February 27, 2015

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Flongus

A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself

Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad

Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018

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fling flong pants

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

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Poop Fongo

When you poop in a sock and throw it at an object.

The other day, I pulled a poop fongo by throwing it at a wall.

by Poop Fongo Man February 13, 2019

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fling flong sausage pizza

fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....

jamal, where is my fling flong sausage pizza?..

by fling flong May 3, 2009

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