The sound you make what you tilt your head up with water in it start gurgling, when the gurgling starts turning into uncontrollable laughter, laugh until all of the water comes out of your mouth in a volcano like eruption spraying the whole room In big droplets of your gurgle gurgle water, it is only then you have committed flodgeshploff.
“Did you see Jacob in class yesterday? He totally flodgeshploffed right in front of McKenzie”
“Haha yea dude, it made her so wet!”
“Yea he’s such a fucking dinglechode”
“Haha yea dude, it made her so wet!”
“Yea he’s such a fucking dinglechode”
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by Cammo3000 September 16, 2007
Get the Flodge mug.The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.
by Aloon January 14, 2004
Get the flodge mug.A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.
Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE
Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE
by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004
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