Flotson

A Man who is confused about his ability to be an authority figure

Although Steve was a flotson, he still was able to command respect from his fellow employees

by Hogstomper February 13, 2009

flisowski

A cripple

That Flisowski kid has a broken foot.

by NotJacobFisk November 1, 2017

Flitton

The richest person in the world unlike evie minter

Wow I wish I was a flitton

by Flitton’s rock April 13, 2020

Flittons

A large group of individuals that are drawn to areas with a high concentration of pre-schools and nurseries.

Teacher:Ok class you are free to leave, just make sure to watch out for any Flittons in the area.

by Tyronable May 13, 2020

Flatsouler

A typical modern man who thinks that all which exists is accessible to the senses and the proceedings of his mind. The depth of his soul is as shallow as a rain puddle and also as murky. He exists only for the purpose of acquiring wealth and power while being mortally afraid of all deeper meaning of any spiritual kind. His preferred habitat is a university campus or some other angst driven place where he hopes to find followers who share his sad and empty ideology. He doesn't have to be a cynic necessarily but it certainly helps to quiet his nagging self-doubt.

That theology professor is a typical flatsouler who can't stand the idea of anything larger than himself, so his only purpose in life is not to die because his ego knows it will dissolve the very moment his body starts to decompose. I hardly met an academic who wasn't a VIP member of the flatsouler club.

by Dr. Jakob March 26, 2021