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Shit-flinging-monkey

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006
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Flicking the fava

Much like "flicking the bean" in the sense that it is a condition which afflicts many sufferers of OCD, nymphs of the female variety, pubescent females, and millions of undersexed women from around the world. Those who flick the fava had once started off by flicking their bean. Gradually and after much time has been put in to much vigorous flicking, the bean becomes enflamed to the point that it resembles a fava, and in extreme cases, very small male genitalia.
Higz: Has anyone else noticed the huge camel toe Saba is sporting in her latest swimwear photos?

Pax: Gday mate. I reckon Saba has been flicking the fava non-stop since you sent her your cock pics. Either that, or Saba actually has a dick...?
by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010
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Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.
I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.
by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012
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Finching it

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today
by Griff27 August 13, 2017
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flinging the shrimp

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank
by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018
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bean flicking

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.
"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"
by a nice guy February 28, 2004
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Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue
I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.
by pierre jay February 10, 2009
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