Jamaican Flickergoon

Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.

Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass

by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024

flickergooning

Gooning while on steroids using both masturbation and jelqing techniques by flicking one's wrist to increase the speed at which they goon. Also known as Hyper Edge

I tried flickergooning for the first time and never felt better. Seriously consider trying it!

by Professional Gooner May 27, 2024

flickergooning

When you use more than 2 hands when gooning at a rapid pace.

Bro, I know a guy who can goon for 12 hours, yeah, but I can do flickergooning for 6 minutes.

by Red40consoomer May 22, 2024

bermudian flickergoon

Edging for 10-12 months before gooning thrice in one 24 hour period.
Usually used to summon Amelia Airhart

I love bermudian flickergooning

by Mr.Gooner July 15, 2024

Falkland Island Flickergooning

When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.

Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.

by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024

Flickergooning

Flickergooning is the act of gooning while rapidly flicking the tip of your penis, in a manner that combines the chakras of one's soul and distributes it solely to the penis. Ascending one's mind into the astral plane.

However, this is a dangerous technique as one's mind can be broken and never be returned to it's original state.

Bolt: "i can flickergoon freedom style while in the flow state with adrenaline aztec breathing for 8 hours straight"
Jack: "What the fuck"
Bolt: " Bro! flickergooning is rad bro!"

by BoltSwitchGooner69420 May 26, 2024

Flickergooning

The act of flicking the tip of your dick while masturbating to create a catapult effect to the cum shot. After doing this six times, back up 600 meters and give it a giant flick upon ejaculation to shoot it like a mortar.

"We stormed the castle walls by flickergooning from a distance."

by The Big Gooner June 15, 2024