A flib is the small gathering of fabric around the fly of jeans or khaki pants that makes the wearer appear to have a hard-on when sitting. This can happen to men or women, resulting in awkward situations.
Ugh, this flib is making me look like I'm so turned on!
Hey girl, is that a flib or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl, is that a flib or are you just happy to see me?
by Fibonacci77 December 13, 2018
Get the Flib mug.Flib is short for FakeLib. It is a modern, alternative form of Liberal. It is claimed, by opposition, that 'Flibs', unlike liberals of yesteryear, side with the billionaire corporations rather than oppose them, dictate what language can and cannot be used, oppose scientifically proven facts in favour of ideology, restrict free speech, endorse censorship and act in a paradoxically fascistic manner despite claiming to be at odds with it. It is also claimed that Flibs are motivated by virtue signalling. They are considered by some to be right-wing socialists.
The Flibs heavily supported YouTube's decision to ban all political discussion on whether or not the athlete, who was born a man but now considers herself a woman, should have been given the opportunity to fight and hit a competitor, who was born a woman, in the boxing ring, given the clear physical advantages and danger involved.
by Jason Argonaut March 8, 2019
Get the Flib mug.when a man or woman freaks out and decides to take their anger out on any nearby desk, nightstand, or any table-related object (physical or metaphorical), thus ending with a house filled to the teet with overturned tæbs.
by lil schult May 3, 2019
Get the flib a tæb mug.A replacement for a noun when referencing someone and their action.
Another word for Jit, blud, bro, this dude, and other words in reference to someone.
Another word for Jit, blud, bro, this dude, and other words in reference to someone.
by u/perfectanarchist August 10, 2024
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