the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm
I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.
by xacy December 2, 2011
Get the Fleece Jibber mug.Somebody who almost never follows through on their word. A true flake will tell you they'll "Totally come" to an event that you put endless effort into organizing up until the day before, and then the day of the said event they're not showing up nor answering your calls or texts. These types of people are the masterminds at taking advantage of your kindness. Their constant flaking out not only succeeds in blatantly using you for your known kindness. No. When you see people flake on you, it makes you feel bad about yourself wondering what you did to make them do something like that. Flaking out subtly says "My time is more important than your time" or, better yet, "Your time don't mean shit to me." Flakes are unneeded negative energy in your life. It is recommended that you keep contact with these selfish pricks to a bare minimum, if at all.
"I have zero tolerance for flakes. Nobody will take advantage of me like that."
"That flake bailed on me at the last minute!"
"That flake bailed on me at the last minute!"
by BassDude July 19, 2014
Get the Flake mug.Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.
Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.
I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
by Eddy September 5, 2007
Get the Flakebook mug.A phrase used by Zigfee in "Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh" when asked to repeat "seven swans are swimming"
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Get the fleeb ega queeshteef mug.by Bob Dennis December 4, 2010
Get the Flake Ass mug.A derogatory term, usually applied to a Canadian. Refers to someone who wears high-end camping gear in urban or otherwise inappropriate settings. This type of person typically sees themselves as a 'lone wolf', or somehow removed from acceptable social conventions. Although they often picture themselves in a canoe, on a wind driven lake, they are most often found at a desk and on a computer.
Only a fleece queen would wear a Marmot shell with a shirt and tie.
I bet that fleece queen's nalgene water container has never been camping.
I bet that fleece queen's nalgene water container has never been camping.
by zionlost100 December 6, 2012
Get the Fleece Queen mug.When the girl gets wet during sex and all her excess wetness dries and flakes off during penetration and falls onto the bed.
I was having sex with my girlfriend and after we finished there were coco flakes all over my sheets.
by Cocobutter February 4, 2015
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