flat

an adjective used to describe a girl with no ass or tits.

yo mama's so flat the wall's jealous of her

by pascal July 23, 2004

flat

Short on cash, running low on money, going broke.

"Loan me some money!"
"Sorry, but I'm flat tonight."

by Soma9 July 15, 2008

flat

Used to describe soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-doxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.

You asshole! This whole 12-pack is flat!

by Dre March 04, 2005

Flats

When ordering chicken wings, requesting only the flat wings. Absolutely no drumsticks.

Man, lemme get some wings but just them flats.

by upsman1023 November 12, 2014

flat

Small-breasted.

"She has a flat rack."

by x February 01, 2003

Flats

Flats are neverflats with hardly any tire on dem mothafuckas cuz the rims is so damn big!!! If u ride on rims while u r runnin dem Flats dats what it is rite der!!! U gotta have like an inch of tire on dat mothafucka..So can be pushin some straight tight shit.. if u do this all da hoes will be on yo joc big tym.. Then u can have somethin in common wit Dem Franchize Boyz but dats as close as u gone get to dem boyz!!!

If ya ride rims ya gotta ride flats!!!

by Monsta May 17, 2006

flat

something boring or tedious

the party was flat so hector streaked through the billiard room.

by CooCooCoo January 18, 2006