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flatcocking

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.
Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.
by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006
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flatsound

Oh, you're on urbandictionary, meanwhile flatsound is stealin' yo girl.
by xxxcliffbarxxx October 26, 2013
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flatogenic

adjective - of a food, having the property of increasing the production of intestinal gases. For example, cabbage, chili beans, lentils. The noun form is 'flatogen'
Dude, why'd you have to eat that chili bean burrito for lunch? Don't you know it's flatogenic? You've been farting every five minutes for the last 100 miles of this trip!
by Wendy Yass March 17, 2008
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flatworld

Out-of-date; old-fashioned; no longer current or popular; behind the times; antiquated. Reference to a time when the world was thought to be flat.
Check out my cool new bracelets. They look like rubber bands on my wrist but when you take them off, they are in the shape of animals!

Those bracelets are so flatworld. Nobody wears those anymore.
by Nothin But Nachos Quatro October 18, 2010
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Flatford

A person who breaks your shit all the time, A.K.A a hillbilly bitch who thinks they know everything.And they have horrid breath, a smartass attitude and prone to being dikes.
His breath stinks he must be a Flatford.
by Gary Robert November 1, 2010
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What the flagnog?

(Phr) An exclamation used in replacement for "WTF?" or "What the fuck?"
A generic substitution for a curse word/phrase akin to "shoot", "darn it" or "heck".
Used by the character Galaxor , voiced by actor Rainn Wilson in the 2009 DreamWorks movie Monsters vs Aliens.
From the movie-Galaxor (Rainn Wilson) has imprisoned heroine Ginormica (Reese Witherspoon) in a force field prison cell...

Galaxor: "It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it."

Ginormica: "I know how to use it. Just...ugh"
(punches the force field which shocks her)

Galaxor: "Don't bother that force field is impenatr..."
(Ginormica punches through the force field and grabs his hovercraft from beneath him)

Galaxor: "WHAT THE FLAGNOG?"
by unskinnybob November 23, 2009
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glutius flatosis

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.
Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.
by DzNutz January 20, 2004
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