by Ryan Richter August 20, 2005
Get the Flartmug. An anal indiscretion (i.e., butt-trumpet toot) that inadvertently slips out while you’re in the middle of playfully expressing romantic interest in someone. Depending on who you talk to, this intensely-humiliating occurrence (especially if it’s exceedingly loud and/or odiferous) can be either a turn-off or an advantage… while it’s certainly true that many individuals are indeed totally grossed out by any and all sphincter-splutters (no matter how “perfect” or “melodious” they happen to be!), some others --- especially slightly-crude-natured guys --- actually **enjoy** a good “rip-snorter”, and so their knowing that you are capable of occasionally producing such “priceless auditory gems” can actually be an attraction for them. Plus of course, this event can also be somewhat of an “acid test” for determining the other person’s true level of overall tolerance and understanding towards fellow humans… if he just casually “smiles ‘n’ shrugs” in response to your whizpopper, this is a good sign that not only will he be easy-going about this and any other fairly-minor bodily-malfunctions of yours, but he probably also doesn’t “sweat the small stuff” in other areas of his life, as well, and thus he may make a good compatible partner “over the long haul”.
I wouldn’t wish a flart on anyone, but it can be useful in learning how sensitive and forgiving your prospective partner is regarding trivial matters.
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
Get the flartmug. by anonymous March 23, 2022
Get the flartmug. by krinokin March 17, 2012
Get the Flartmug. Compound word for floral and fart. Gay guys flart due to ass douching with floral scented douche. The combination of farting flowers. Floral scented residue lingers in the anal cavity from the scented liquid in the douche bottle therefore producing flarts.
by Mz. Foxie June 17, 2016
Get the Flartmug. by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
Get the flartmug. by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004
Get the flartmug.