flannel

The ultimate word to make a stoner laugh. If you say "flannel" to a stoner, whether in casual conversation or just out of the blue, they are guaranteed to laugh so much they will probably do some form of permanent damage to themselves

Stoner "This is some good shit, I'm starting to feel a bit-"
Sober Person "FLANNEL!"
Stoner "Ahahahhahahahhahahhhahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Sober Person "Are you ok? Your face is going blue"
Stoner "Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahhaahah"
etc.

by ldnbear85 August 10, 2009

Flannelic

Containing or having traits of flannel, flannelism, or pertaining to other flannel containing activities/qualities

Student 1: Wow... Mehalechko is looking super flannelic today.
Student 2: You’re right! Kinda like the Brawny guy!

by therealcrenny December 04, 2018

Flannel

What a group of Earpers are called.

I saw a flannel of Earpers in the wild at a convention the other day.

by earper October 31, 2021

Flannel

Soft, touchable, irresistible manliness woven into a fabric.

Matt tried to explain to his 7th grade class what flannel was, but quickly realized that it is simply something one must experience for themselves.

by Veranda Collingwood March 08, 2013

a flannel

A flannel is a girl who is butch and apears to be a lesbian. They have the stereotype look but may not even be gay.

They mistaked her for being gay but it turns out she was just a flannel and she had a boyfriend.

by cisomething April 29, 2015

Flanneling

When a woman seeks out a new relationship before Winter falls in the hope of having someone to huddle close to during the major holidays.

Rando: Jen seems to be a bit desperate these days...
Rando 2: I think she's flanneling. No one likes those awkward Thanksgivings alone.

by JaredfromSubwayBruh November 02, 2016

Flannel

Flannel, a word to describe a person or people who are too opinionated

The feminists are Flanneled about over-fucking-killing the male gender

by Ohogs October 20, 2018