Flangetastic

Word used to describe a female who is so sexually attractive that when you see her you drop everything turn stare and utter the word "Flangetastic"

Dave " Dan why you stopped"
Dan "Look at her my god she is Flangetastic"
Dave "Fuck yes my Flangeometer is going off"

by Dan-e75 November 16, 2006

Flangenator

A person that randomly licks flanges whilst secreting anal fluid into a dilapidated tiger monger with bees shagging it's ears...

You are a FLANGENATOR

by turbo_fatter November 19, 2004

Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

by JenBurger September 1, 2017

Flangelent

To be a puddle of flesh with no bones.

Man he's very flangelent

by Kgkdjsbddjen May 13, 2018

Flangeler Fever

An illness brought upon a human when faced with a lack of flange

Yo jerkoff are you okay, you look like toasted shit, maybe it's due to your lack of fanny....I BET YOU HAVE FRICKIN FLANGELER FEVER!

by turkiejerkie April 16, 2009

flangular fever

Term for when a woman has her period.

The poor girl is suffering from flangular fever!

by John Davey December 9, 2003

Flangetastic

Extremely Swollen Labia/Vulva Caused by Coitus.

Honey, you look flangetastic! I love your flangela so much.

by SilkySmVVth October 19, 2008