Flame Retarded

Flame Re•Tard•Ed
Adjective

When your friends are being so highly retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.

Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.

Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”

“People at this school are so flame retarded I swear, smh”.

I.E. Dhonny’s Harem

I.E. Hannah K. Keaton T. Campbell T. Leslie R. Makenzie H. Claudia R.

by Ski Mask For Life ❤️ February 14, 2019

flame shield

A fictional item. The term is sometimes used humorously on message boards when a user has just posted something (usually controversial) that runs the risk of instigating an argument/backlash, i.e. being flamed.

The purpose of the shield is therefore to 'protect' the person from any potential flames that may fly their way.

Person A: Lol final fantasy x sucks
Person B: ...I hope you brought your flame shield.

Person C: I honestly don't see why so many people like (insert popular game). IMO it has a tedious battle system, the difficulty is too easy, and the story is as clichéd as hell. Discuss. *holds up flame shield*

by Espiria September 1, 2008

flamehead

A slang term for firemen

Bob: Is Jim an EMT?
Rick: Nah, he's a flamehead.

by asodalsdkfafda October 6, 2006

Flamerod

One of the numerous disparaging terms for a homosexual male, more specifically those men who partake in a flame train.

Check out that Chad standing next to the bar, he's a total flamerod.

by Big Slick 456344 April 22, 2009

through the fire and flames

A song that did, in fact, exist before Guitar Hero 3

Guy 1: Have you heard that Dragonforce song Through the Fire and Flames?

Guy 2: LOLO I can totally beat it on medium!

Guy 1: What about Revolution Deathsquad?

Guy 2: Who?

by stewieswan May 1, 2009

small flames

A hip word for appetizers. Small plates or large plates? Nah bro, we got some small flames over here.

Dinner is so overrated. Let’s go bar hopping, and grab some small flames at each stop.

by woke_qwerty June 20, 2019

shooting flames

After eating hot foods when u poop it burns like hell.

Bro last night I was shooting flames after I ate those spicy wings.

by Nic.A February 5, 2018