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booty flake

The flakes of shit left in the ass of one who didn't wipe well enough.
I was eating this girls ass the other day and a booty flake got stuck in my teeth
by booty flake January 12, 2015
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anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist
Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009
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bell flake

the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.
a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"
by dangerous donnivan April 9, 2008
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flake

hey we going to get some flake for your birthday lad, its well strong but its pricey a hundred quid a gram
by merlin sheets July 31, 2012
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flake up artist

Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.

e.g.

Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"

Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!

(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)

Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?

Liv: ...

Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"

Liv: ...

Ben: Fml....
Liv you are such a flake up artist...
by SecularBen January 9, 2017
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Flake

Someone who says that he/she will hang out with you, but then cancels at the last minute.

Someone that you made plans with, but then that person changes his/her mind when you've been waiting all day.

Someone that you plan on meeting, but then that person doesn't hit you back until the next day, saying "hi" like everything is alright or some s*** like that.
Sarah: Yeah, we can hang out tonight after I get off work at 7 PM. :)

Me: Alright, cool :). Just let me know where you want to meet.

*8 PM*

Me: ?

Sarah: Oh sorry, I've just been so busy today. Can we hang out next time?

Me: No. F*** you b****. Wasting my goddamn time. I hate people that flake. Say something if you can't hang out with me so I can do other s*** and not waste time seeing what's up with you.
by Ihateflakes October 19, 2012
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Flake

Someone who agrees to do something, than leaves right at the last second. Aka Jaden
Wow, Jaden is such a flake, he always agrees to something , than leaves at the last second. Flake
by NS09 October 12, 2015
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