fake ass shit

Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.

Dude, that video of the cat doing a pull-up is some fake ass shit!

by Brittle Fingers November 8, 2015

fake ass gangsta

Fourteen year old kids who feel the need to impress readers of urbandictionary.com with bad grammar (read: ebonics) and indirect threats toward "white boys" who are false flagging.

lil phsyco is a fake ass gangsta.

by to_kill_the_sun September 2, 2005

fake ass bitch

A Fake Ass Bitch --- is someone who attempts to fit in, or
go along with the "crew" but everyone knows when the Sh*T hits the fan, they are the first one to bail.

Or accoring to Tupac someone bobbing their head to this dope ass sh*t wearing khakis

"Hey Jimmy lets roll up on those jersey punks and wax them"
Jimmy-- yeah man I wanna get me some of that action
"Shut up Jimmy, everyone knows ur a Fake Ass Bitch

by Wooith May 23, 2006

fake ass panties

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.

Oh, with her fake ass panties on, jenny actually has an ass... haha jenny can't wait to go twerking

by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

by imademon October 2, 2019

fake-ass

Describing or pertaining to one's innability to accomplish their motives. When one tries to be something they are not. Can also pertain to inanimate objects.

Look at that fake-ass player trying to draw that girl in with his fake-ass spinning hub caps.

by Toshi Iba November 26, 2006

Fake-Ass Christian

A type of faux-Christian who typically only highlights any content of the Bible that serves their bigoted perspectives. When it comes to 'loving thy neighbor' they fail miserably, often by proclaiming that people migrating in order to escape persecution need to, "go home", and that "the government needs to build a wall" to keep them out. It's likely that if they existed when Mary was pregnant and migrated in order to find a safe place to give birth to Jesus, they would slam the door right in her face and be cool with her child dying of dehydration.

That fake-ass Christian is donating money to the "build a wall fund" created by another fake-ass Christian who plans on keeping the money.

by Lobster_Poop December 25, 2018